if you find yourself in the position that you're just maintaining your speed and somebody yells at you to accelerate, you should yell back, "jerk!" and if they respond "oh snap", you should make your knuckles crackle and pop 'em one
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some people say my humor is a little derivative. i ask, "and that differentiates it how"
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Replying to @GrumplessGrinch
thank you, thank you very much 
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