Can I join your cult? Totally not a sleeper agent in @brazen_cabeza cult which is definitely not a real thing that we definitely don't talk about openly
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Replying to @danlistensto @atroyn and
oh i'll absolutely save you a slot, you can be the voice of conscience in the steering committee who's sad all the time
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Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and
mostly because, y'know. there are two kinds of cult leaders. in one, the massive libidinal oversupply necessary to perform their functions is all twisted up and coagulated in creepy asceticism, so they do not treat the membership as a sexual smorgasbord i am not that kind
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Replying to @chaosprime @atroyn and
I will provide you with a room that locks from the outside
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Replying to @danlistensto @atroyn and
i'm not sure farming out the creepy asceticism is an improvement
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Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto and
No no I wanna see where this goes.
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Replying to @jenphalian @danlistensto and
the obvious place is secret passages that open when you stick your dick in a bookcase or something, so i suppose there's no reason to pump the brakes
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Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime and
When life gives you lemons, fuck those lemons on the astral plane like you were born specifically to do that.
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Replying to @jenphalian @bronzebarbarian and
And give those Lemons a Pearl Necklace!!!
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it's turning into a real lemon party in here
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