*slaps roof of bank account* this bad boy can fit so many fucking hedons in it
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Well, if your bank account doesn’t “spark joy” you can always send the contents to me and close it out.
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Mmmmmm..... Fresh new bank account to... enjoy.......yasssssssss
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"Would you balance my checkbook? I'd balance my checkbook. I'd balance my checkbook so hard..."pic.twitter.com/NnN3Ds3AGi
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My understanding is that some people actually enjoy doing the accounting for their household’s economic activity. This bank’s marketing people are speaking to them.
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Hoping you’ll engage in some new bank account frottage maybe
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