boiling off the planetary hydrosphere to own @moodprobiotichttps://twitter.com/moodprobiotic/status/1151180165688504322 …
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See also every low carb thing made with cauliflower. It tastes like steamed farts.
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How can broccoli be perfectly tasty and cauliflower so gross
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you will return to the sea one day whether you like it or not
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I assume it’s like mint in toothpaste, where a taste becomes a sensory placeholder for some other property (“clean,” or “healthy.”) I’m eating honey nut cheerios out of the box atm though, so caveat eater.
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What’s wrong with noshing on cheese and summer sausage all day?
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because Cthulhu Fthagn
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eating seaweed is good for some people, especially if you have been exposed to the radioactivity of certain metals
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because otherwise they have no flavor
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I object to eating a “plant” that’s too lazy to... actually be a plant. Grow a cell wall, nerd, and stop being “basically pond scum but bigger but also Asians and annoying white people eat it”. Protozoans need to put in more effort across the board, but seaweed sucks especially.
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