remember, kids, the historical way to be Christ-like is to get heavily into a competitive cult-founding scene
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Replying to @atranquilnight
John the Baptist was Jesus's gamer senpai whom he ripped off all his h4x and half his stream followers from
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Replying to @chaosprime
the apostles were the gamer bros, Mary Magdalene the chill hot slutty egirl tolerated to orbit the squad and Joseph of Arimathea the silent team sponsor
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Replying to @atranquilnight
this view of Mary Magdalene is strongly attested in the Gospel of Thomas, in which the bros are like "but, Jesus, you told us bitches ain't shit, but you let MM hang, dafuq" and Jesus is like "true, bitches ain't shit, but MM is almost as good as a dude, kinda an honorary dude"
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