remember, kids, the historical way to be Christ-like is to get heavily into a competitive cult-founding scene
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John the Baptist was Jesus's gamer senpai whom he ripped off all his h4x and half his stream followers from
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this view of Mary Magdalene is strongly attested in the Gospel of Thomas, in which the bros are like "but, Jesus, you told us bitches ain't shit, but you let MM hang, dafuq" and Jesus is like "true, bitches ain't shit, but MM is almost as good as a dude, kinda an honorary dude"
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