How (mathematically) does your status vary with number of mates
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts @jenphalian
it isn't a strict cardinal thing, it's a transitive function of the value of those mates. the more hotties i am knocking down, the more this elevates Jennifer's position as alpha bitch
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
This is definitely driving home for me how neurologically bourgeois I am
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
I was recently gently mocked for admitting that I only know how to enjoy sex in the missionary position
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts @jenphalian
goodness. well, as long as it was very gentle
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
Yeah I get off on pair bonding. It's one of those things where literally being a stereotype is considered ridiculous
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts @chaosprime
Wow. I mean, take it from me, an admitted thirsty ho, that is not unusual at all.
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Replying to @jenphalian @chaosprime
What's weird is the lack of any contravening impulses whatsoever Well, except the porn, but even there my tastes are pure vanilla
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well, when i redo my alignment chart with pure/horny and soft/edgy axes, i know where you're going
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