What if it was only on his side. Like, do you expect him to mess around
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Is that a condition of the marriage
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts @jenphalian
i'm interested to see Jen's answer here but my take is that she wouldn't immediately divorce me for ceasing to mess around, but it would erode my value to her as a source of status in a fashion that may threaten the marriage in the long term
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How (mathematically) does your status vary with number of mates
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts @jenphalian
it isn't a strict cardinal thing, it's a transitive function of the value of those mates. the more hotties i am knocking down, the more this elevates Jennifer's position as alpha bitch
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
This is definitely driving home for me how neurologically bourgeois I am
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
I was recently gently mocked for admitting that I only know how to enjoy sex in the missionary position
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For precisely the reasons outlined in a much reviled Quillette article
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lol okay this i gotta find
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
ha, not bad. if i were writing something like that for a jizz joint like Quillette i would have leaned *much* harder into it being in many ways the rapiest position, but at least they touched on it
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