aren't u married
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts
yes, and also i have never been in a monogamous relationship in my life
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Replying to @chaosprime
as the wife in this, I can confirm I would immediately start divorce proceedings over any contemplation of monogamy
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Replying to @jenphalian @chaosprime
What if it was only on his side. Like, do you expect him to mess around
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Is that a condition of the marriage
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts @jenphalian
i'm interested to see Jen's answer here but my take is that she wouldn't immediately divorce me for ceasing to mess around, but it would erode my value to her as a source of status in a fashion that may threaten the marriage in the long term
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
How (mathematically) does your status vary with number of mates
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts @jenphalian
it isn't a strict cardinal thing, it's a transitive function of the value of those mates. the more hotties i am knocking down, the more this elevates Jennifer's position as alpha bitch
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
This is definitely driving home for me how neurologically bourgeois I am
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oh that's getting memed
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