I’m on the subway with J.D. for the first time hoping for nothing weird to happen. Hear some guy rambling at other end of car - bad sign.pic.twitter.com/gPOPqejaLa
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I’m on the subway with J.D. for the first time hoping for nothing weird to happen. Hear some guy rambling at other end of car - bad sign.pic.twitter.com/gPOPqejaLa
So he comes this way, 40ish white guy, plops himself down next to a young black woman and starts rambling again
He’s got what could be generously called “grey market” “ethnic” hair products in a crumpled bag, 5 or 6 different items, and he’s selling them!
He squirted some oil out, like “oh your hair is all dry now but look” and she tries it!
She dives in her boyfriend’s wallet to pay and my jaw hits the filthy floor
He insulted and (I thought) annoyed her and she still ended up buying ordinary drugstore product from a rando for what amounted to like a $3 discount
I would have paid $3 to make him go away
The lesson here is that scammers, wheelers, and dealers know things you don’t know.
trying to figure out if i'd rather be on a train with that guy or with the guy who was energetically performing an exorcism on himself there are a lot of pros and cons tbh
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