about a month ago i found something uncool in my tiddy and went to the doctor today. she says it's 100% not cancer which is good because i have never been so scared in my entire life. the moral is, don't name your tidys Don Jr and Eric. Eric scared the shit out of me
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i wasn't going to post until i'd gotten the all-clear. if it had been something bad i was going to start doing what i've always wanted to do most in this world. kill people
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remember, kids, any good you can do for the world by suicide cannot possibly compare to the good you can do for the world by homicide
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