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    1. jenphalian‏ @jenphalian Jun 6
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      jenphalian Retweeted sad Moon satellite

      I have actually been toying with the idea of podcasting poly relationship advice. Everyone please tell me about the trainwrecks of your love lives so I can get some material. It'll be fun.https://twitter.com/sadmoonanalog/status/1136648082639245312 …

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      dreamt that @jenphalian and @chaosprime were coaching me though relationship advice and won some ingroup award for couple of the year lmao
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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 6
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      Replying to @jenphalian

      as you know, Jen, my policy is to get into relationships that literally any idiot could tell you are incredibly bad ideas, thereby avoiding the tragic sense that it could have gone better

      8:23 AM - 6 Jun 2019
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        2. jenphalian‏ @jenphalian Jun 6
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          That's the kind of policy that makes for fucking hilarious advice columns, so, y'know. Obviously I'm going for entertainment value, not actually helping people.

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        3. Best Enabler K‏ @muppetK Jun 7
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          Replying to @jenphalian @chaosprime

          You should definitely do an ep on how to avoid injuries when more than two people are in a bed. KNEES AND ELBOWS ARE DANGEROUS PEOPLE.

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        2. uncanny valley girl‏ @leaacta Jun 6
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          thinking about that scene in peep show where Jez thinks, "this is almost definitely a terrible idea—well, won't know until I try!", before leaning in for a kiss 😁

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 6
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          Replying to @leaacta @jenphalian

          exactly, it's not science if you just conduct a thought experiment like some lazy Athenian aristocrat

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