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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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      i may have betimes described HQ Words’ new backup host as “your gay best friend who you don’t actually like, but what are you gonna do, not have a gay best friend”, but i like him a lot better after he said “queer” like seventeen times in his Pride spiel

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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      apparently “don’t say queer” is a level of caffeine poisoning i appreciate people for defying

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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      also motion to refer to excessive wokeness as “caffeine poisoning”

      3:24 PM - 3 Jun 2019
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        2. Miss Distance (Kia‏☆)‏ @alt_kia Jun 6
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          more like amphetamine psychosis

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        3. uncanny valley girl‏ @leaacta Jun 6
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          as a psychotic amphetamine user , I am , offended

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        2. Jeff Bergen‏ @jaccinthenet Jun 3
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          motion to amend also recognizing "The Patchwoke" as a name for the splintered groups of people bloodthirstily trying to outwoke eachother

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        3. Jeff Bergen‏ @jaccinthenet Jun 3
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          thinking of that sketch with the two people getting into which extremely specific religious denominations they're part of before arriving at the obvious punchline

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        1. Charles DeGlopper‏ @bronzebarbarian Jun 3
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          Toxic Coffeshop Hipsterism?

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