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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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      so going in to work with a four day old surgical injury prompted exactly the kind of trolling from the simulators that you'd expect: on the platform a pair of women were talking about how the one of them should get to sit down because she was pregnant, and how their friend…

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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      …got "knocked out" of her seat on the subway by some guy. so when the train came, the pregnant woman didn't bother to rush in or anything; she walks in and throws me, already in a seat, this look of just ~disgusted~ disappointment. obviously it was a very dire situation…

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    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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      …because my sitting down meant that the non-pregnant woman had to stand for her friend, instead of me, whose job it had specifically been made to stand for her, since i had heard them talking about it; they made absolutely sure i heard their snotty commentary to that effect.

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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      i did not actually say "would you like to see my surgical scar from four days ago? because i'll show it to you. you don't know what other people's problems are, you self-absorbed babble machines". really on the fence as to whether leaving it alone was the right thing

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        2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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          if it was, i probably don't get credit for it, since ironically it was probably mostly that i'm tired from the stab wound in my belly that determined my decision

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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          if you were to say that this is what i get for taking the bus to the Hoboken PATH station instead of waiting the extra seven minutes for the one to Journal Square, well, i can't say you'd be misspeaking

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        2. Charles DeGlopper‏ @bronzebarbarian Jun 3
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          It was the right thing. While they might have benefited in the long term, the energy used was your's to direct. Doing nothing was a perfect solution to the meaningless nature of their actions! Stop getting stabbed btw.

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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          the stabbing was in a good cause

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        2. Ghost Waffle‏ @Octapode Jun 3
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          Definitely should've flashed the wound. What's the point of a cool scar if you won't show it at the drop of a hat?

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jun 3
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          curses

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        1. Tochter aus Elysium‏ @bruderwerden Jun 3
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          You've taught me a lesson for sure. I would've gone on assuming you were inconsiderate. Although I don't believe pregnant women must be coddled. For most of human history, I'd bet pregnant women had to do a lot of walking and standing. Hell, it probably made us better for it.

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        1. Neutron Glitch‏ @neutronglitch Jun 3
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          Definitely the right thing. Matters like that are best resolved by keeping your mouth shut - they were probably already having a bad day, and I reckon your day would've been worse had you started an argument with two catty women

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