An Eldritch Horror offers you The Power to cure all disease (including old age) in person of your choosing, but process works in a "take life to save life" manner and is all or nothing (can't kill someone "a wee little") Oh, and The Power must be used at least monthly OR ELSE
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Replying to @0K_ultra
unsurprisingly you've got a solid majority of followers who would be very irresponsible state alchemists
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Replying to @danlistensto @0K_ultra
just because we accept the power doesn't mean we *necessarily* would use it in an arbitrary and capricious fashion, you don't know us
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one-person-only is a shitty deal, give me my fuckin war of all against all vampire battle royale, eldritch creature, c'mon now
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Replying to @palecur @chaosprime and
wait did 0kultra mean 'you have to cure one person a month' or 'the person you cured has to murder a person a month' because it is unclear
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Replying to @palecur @chaosprime and
bc i read this as 'you can make exactly one ageless vampire exactly one time, who must murder monthly to stay alive' and that seems like a raw deal
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oh, i read "your power to cure by killing must be exercised once a month" and that they don't become ageless vampires, they just get rejuvenated
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Replying to @chaosprime @palecur and
"they don't become ageless vampires" jesus they screw you in the fine print on this contract
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what, you think one gets eldritch or horrible by giving away the farm
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Replying to @chaosprime @palecur and
this arrangement reminds me of a time-share i had in Cabo
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