(a pair of bougie ladies are sitting in the booth next to us. @echoboots and I are exchanging discord messages)
Boots: She complained about getting SALSA on a Mexican breakfast
Me: sounds about white
Boots: I seriously have no tolerance left
Me: So much for the tolerance left
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Replying to @echoboots @inurashii
Were you able to figure out what she thought she was ordering?
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Replying to @le_schiller @echoboots
No, she actually wanted huevos rancheros with no salsa. The other lady complimented the soy sausage multiple times, then picked it out of her loaded home fries and seems to have left literally everything else uneaten?
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"soy sausage" is my new synonym for "softboy"
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Replying to @chaosprime @inurashii and
"I Wanna Destroy You" by the Soft Sausages
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Replying to @chaosprime @smart_intellecc and
Tonight: the Soy Sausages open for Boner Report
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Replying to @inurashii @smart_intellecc and
damn it's like being back on the north side of Chicago
8:48 AM - 5 May 2019
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