last week i got to witness an engineering department lose a full day's work because if you put an emoji in a git commit message, Atlassian Bamboo chokes on it forever and you're forced to rebase master, like you should NEVER DO. this was of course referred to as The Emojiency
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Replying to @chaosprime
atlassian is some mutant experiment in capital gone wrong where it somehow becomes a decelerating force that spontaneously sprouts and metastasizes. the story goes like this:
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Replying to @similaralterity
this is an incredible impression of an Atlassian bug escalation process
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