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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 20
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    last week i got to witness an engineering department lose a full day's work because if you put an emoji in a git commit message, Atlassian Bamboo chokes on it forever and you're forced to rebase master, like you should NEVER DO. this was of course referred to as The Emojiency

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      1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 21
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        somebody asked me which emoji it was, and i didn't actually know, so i had to go find out it was 🤦🏻‍♂️ can't see how that could have been improved upon

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      2. Jason Birch‏ @Jason_Birch Apr 21
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        Hey mate, can you tell me what emoji was used? Because I'm just gonna make some commits tomorrow and I wanna make sure I get it right.

        1 reply 1 retweet 52 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 21
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        ha i don't actually know

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      2. Ryan Alban‏ @RyanAlban1 Apr 21
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        Why would you put an emoji in a commit, anyway?

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      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 21
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        Chaos Retweeted Joseph Schiarizzi

        well, for examplehttps://twitter.com/CupOJoseph/status/1119785603342708736 …

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        Joseph Schiarizzi @CupOJoseph
        Replying to @chaosprime
        Horrible considering we have an entire system for emojis in commit messages. Surprisingly helpful. pic.twitter.com/PJf0RiSgBi
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      2. starbreiz‏ @starbreiz Apr 21
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        Replying to @chaosprime @_radditude

        Atlassian confluence also chokes on emojis and gives a weird error message when you can't save the page.

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Apr 21
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        Replying to @starbreiz @_radditude

        fucking Confluence hadn't even occurred to me to wonder but it's hardly a surprise

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. __‏ @similaralterity Apr 20
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        atlassian is some mutant experiment in capital gone wrong where it somehow becomes a decelerating force that spontaneously sprouts and metastasizes. the story goes like this:

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        this is an incredible impression of an Atlassian bug escalation process

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      2. Matthew Fernandez‏ @wattsamata Apr 21
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        Relatedly, it’s really difficult to report a Jira bug when the Jira bug tracker is Jira and your bug report triggers the bug.

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