you can tell that nobody ever moves back to the midwest from the east coast because there's no potato bread in the midwest if people were going back in any numbers there'd be a goddamned consumer insurgency until that shit was fixed
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Chaos Retweeted Dan listens to the churning atmosphere
so you all know,
@danlistensto has ruined me. he primed me to perceive potato bread as sweet and now it tastes 5x sweeter than it used to and is kind of disgusting shame. shame. shamehttps://twitter.com/danlistensto/status/1102293154907254786 …Chaos added,
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Replying to @chaosprime @danlistensto
Just so you both know, I ordered groceries today, and tried to get potato bread hot dog buns for chaos, but no, instacard subbed regular buns.
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Replying to @jenphalian @danlistensto
is there no end to your esoteric perfidy Dan
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Replying to @chaosprime @jenphalian
the true goal of spiritual perfection is to subtly undermine your friends' daily routines
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probably promoting mindfulness or some such rot. WELL IT WON'T WORK
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