wedding planning vignettes J: DJ wants to know what guests'll do to make us kiss. what if they had to sing the Internationale? C: ooh! but they should have the option of that or the opposite. what's the opposite of the Internationale? J: … C: oh right, Deutschland Uber Alles
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Replying to @chaosprime
Have you met Jen’s family? The only way you’re getting out of the chicken dance is if you threaten to slaughter an actual chicken during the reception.
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Replying to @VintageJoAnn
on the one hand, i am uncertain how i would have given an impression of being reluctant to do this on any given day on the other, afaik Jen does not want to do the chicken dance and my duty is to kill whatever or whomever needs to be killed so she gets her way at her wedding
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Replying to @chaosprime @VintageJoAnn
so it looks like i'm going to need to remember to bring a cigar and some rum and cornmeal
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Wheel in the tzompantli.
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i guess if an iconic museum in a place as nice as Minneapolis is going to be so unanticipatedly racist as to ban voodoo there's hardly any other option
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