wedding planning vignettes J: DJ wants to know what guests'll do to make us kiss. what if they had to sing the Internationale? C: ooh! but they should have the option of that or the opposite. what's the opposite of the Internationale? J: … C: oh right, Deutschland Uber Alles
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Have you met Jen’s family? The only way you’re getting out of the chicken dance is if you threaten to slaughter an actual chicken during the reception.
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Wheel in the tzompantli.
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i guess if an iconic museum in a place as nice as Minneapolis is going to be so unanticipatedly racist as to ban voodoo there's hardly any other option
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