i mean okay but how did the aliens get here to be flying the locally built UFOs
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Replying to @chaosprime @Octapode
They travel as super-hardened microscopic spores engineered, manufactured and released hundreds upon hundreds of millions of years ago by an advanced civilization. The spores germinate when they hit a particular narrowly defined suitable environment, which includes
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presence of sufficiently suitable atmosphere, climate, and lifeforms that are biologically compatible with the kind of biochemistry the "greys" themselves use
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the germinated spores form a hardy mycelium of sorts, that, when it reaches sufficient mass and complexity, starts producing greys about the same way normal earthly mycelium produces fruiting bodies. So "greys" literally grow underground on Earth
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the way grey biology works is that the mycelium also encodes a certain minimum necessary amount of advanced alien science and necessary culture. And the since the mycelium fairly precisely controls how Grey CNS forms, they are born knowing who they are, and what they gonna do
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Because a germinated mycelium is relatively fragile and greys are fairly conspicuous, greys employ a kind of direct-neural-interface technology to turn humans into biorobots that are direct extensions of the mycelium's mind
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The process is imperfect and sometimes fails in different ways, which was his case which allowed him to escape, killing several aliens (greys outside their various technological "powerup suits" are, as per him, fragile as wet paper)
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The dying DNI implant is also how he knows what grey technology and civilization is roughly like and stuff.
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a remarkable technological detail: one of grey "techno-organic" cyborg suits (that fits precisely one grey) looks like a tall, fat human when fully deployed (presumably for infiltration without relying on converted humans), and one of the buggers was
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trying to suit up into "this" when my ex basically crushed its head with bare hands So he like, very not likes fat people, especially tall ones
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so we keep him away from Wall Street, got it
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