this probably beats my UFO ex who is a UFO abduction survivor aerospace engineer.
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Replying to @0K_ultra @chaosprime
"what motivates you to build spaceships?" "REVENGE"
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Replying to @Octapode @chaosprime
FWIW when he immigrated to US of A I had my other ex, the psychiatrist, effectively brief him on how to dissimulate his UFO condition during various psychological testing/screening/interviews that he could face when looking for job
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also, amusingly enough, his ... uh... worldview did not have aliens travelling on spaceships as commonly conceived, it's... a long story, but UFOs, as per him, are a locally built product.
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i mean okay but how did the aliens get here to be flying the locally built UFOs
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Replying to @chaosprime @Octapode
They travel as super-hardened microscopic spores engineered, manufactured and released hundreds upon hundreds of millions of years ago by an advanced civilization. The spores germinate when they hit a particular narrowly defined suitable environment, which includes
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presence of sufficiently suitable atmosphere, climate, and lifeforms that are biologically compatible with the kind of biochemistry the "greys" themselves use
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the germinated spores form a hardy mycelium of sorts, that, when it reaches sufficient mass and complexity, starts producing greys about the same way normal earthly mycelium produces fruiting bodies. So "greys" literally grow underground on Earth
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the way grey biology works is that the mycelium also encodes a certain minimum necessary amount of advanced alien science and necessary culture. And the since the mycelium fairly precisely controls how Grey CNS forms, they are born knowing who they are, and what they gonna do
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Because a germinated mycelium is relatively fragile and greys are fairly conspicuous, greys employ a kind of direct-neural-interface technology to turn humans into biorobots that are direct extensions of the mycelium's mind
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