Have you met Jen’s family? The only way you’re getting out of the chicken dance is if you threaten to slaughter an actual chicken during the reception.
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on the one hand, i am uncertain how i would have given an impression of being reluctant to do this on any given day on the other, afaik Jen does not want to do the chicken dance and my duty is to kill whatever or whomever needs to be killed so she gets her way at her wedding
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I feel like we could achieve the same result by, like, waiting, tho?
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it seems mean to not give guests their traditional prerogative of making the celebrants perform like monkeys though
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@jenphalian I approve this sentiment but wonder what the opposite of a kiss is,... ? -
A wedding.
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God save the Queen?
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"Stars and Stripes Forever"?
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