stoicism is all fun and games until you find out that the masseuse work brought in a couple years ago was so bad at her job that every muscle in your body clamping down to try to endure the pain gave you an umbilical hernia and you're not even one of the people who complained
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that's what i read on the internet, anyway
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have consulted with ritually sanctified medical professional self-diagnosis skills: on point af
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so this is fun. stop reading now if you're a delicate snowflake about human bodies doing things i noticed that every time i gently nudged my small intestine back into my abdominal cavity i'd burp. so, why not keep at it in the past two hours i've expelled 6 to 8 liters of air
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turns out bloating is a thing with hernias. who knew? i look like i suddenly lost 50 pounds. turns out i was feeling like shit because i couldn't seem to stop being fat irrespective of eating right and exercising when i wasn't so much fat as inflated
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it's all good, see about in re ritually sanctified medical professional i have a consultation with a surgeon scheduled, a long time from now because surgeon
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also that was supposed to be "see above" not "see about"
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