wouldn't it be fucking amazing if, given that every microwaveable food in the world gives a baseline wattage its cooking times were designed for, there were a single microwave oven on the market whose wattage was visible anywhere in front of it
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Replying to @chaosprime
last time I walked into the kitchen appliances section at a Best Buy the main thing microwave oven manufacturers seemed to be trying to differentiate on is how high the Wattage was on their machine, as if that was a good thing. how perfectly American
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Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime
"well you can cook this food perfectly at 500W for 30 seconds, but in OUR machine you can cook this food at 1500W for 30 seconds and then let it cool down on the counter for another 2 minutes after that (if you don't trip a circuit breaker anyway)"
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Replying to @danlistensto @chaosprime
The American dream is to eat a burrito cooked in the Large Hadron Collider.
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