got my first "my life is wonderful and i'm a wonderful person now and also i'm going to randomly, uncontrollably be a giant bitch to you while describing myself as trying to patch things up with you" text i see why people try to catch up on experiences they missed in high school
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I got an an an email like this from a guy named Dave in the early aughts. Wall o text about his great life, but so sad I was too much of a bitch to be happy for him. Bonus PS about how I should check out his Flickr account because his photos spoke in his best voice.
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the online brand marketing really puts the cherry on top
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