you can tell that nobody ever moves back to the midwest from the east coast because there's no potato bread in the midwest if people were going back in any numbers there'd be a goddamned consumer insurgency until that shit was fixed
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Did you ever get the sneaking suspicion that nearly everyone in NYC is a secret Midwesterner, deathly afraid that if they are ever discovered and outed by the native-born, they will be deported?
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less a sneaking suspicion than a working hypothesis
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