probably my favorite part of being built to slightly larger specs than other people is how if you’re responsible about that on public transit and fold your arms forward so the manlets and microwomen can have room they take this as an invitation to use your kidney as an armrest
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fffffuuuuuck the prospect of achieving this with deniable aggression might finally get me on the tobacco train
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That's why you take out your phone and stare at it so that other people disappear.
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