isn't it amazing how they walk four abreast on a two person wide sidewalk and act like maybe if they just stare through you as you come the other way you'll disappear
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yeah, there was one guy who was basically manspreading with his arms and probably would have successfully damaged internal organs of a small child cowering away from him
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thank you for your kind sympathy in this matter
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This toughens the kidneys, makes them resilient. Tibetan monks developed powerful self-defense techniques built around exactly this. Most of this information is lost in the mists of history, alas. In fact, today, "kidney punch" has come to mean something entirely different.
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The romans threw toast at the kidneys during parties. Hence punch became associated with toast.
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oh I was supposed to wait until... damn *sweeps blood sacrifice stones into a drawer*
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