so you all know, @danlistensto has ruined me. he primed me to perceive potato bread as sweet and now it tastes 5x sweeter than it used to and is kind of disgusting
shame. shame. shamehttps://twitter.com/danlistensto/status/1102293154907254786 …
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sorry about how we know that potato bread is bad actually
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is this some kind of semantic inversion thing where bad means good at that's why you're all nice but it's actually extremely mean
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You seem to be implying that there is a kind of bread not available in the Midwest--a region frequently referred to as "the breadbasket". Maybe try looking for "lefse" in the Scandinavian section of the ethnic foods aisle.
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i mean i don't know, maybe they were calling it the breadbasket in an Orwellian sense
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There's no "light cream" either!
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what the
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stealth midwesterners detected not shocking, Friday there were three people going up in my elevator in Manhattan and we were all fucking midwesterners
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Yes there is...?
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okay okay i'll look harder jeez
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