How are your tweets so consistently excellent
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aw gosh
if you're gonna be so nice i'll tell you my main technique: notice random thoughts i have, and don't tweet those, but try to run forward several iterations in a conversation held by interesting people starting from those thoughts, and tweet a line from that
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A big bada boom
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Calamari containment vessels are the only recourse.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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