a boy with long blonde hair and a wee beard skateboarded past me with the expression of a contemplative and sorrowful Christ
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
i can't imagine it's controversial in any way that Jesus would skate
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Replying to @chaosprime @jon_snow_420
This has officially replaced ripped jesus as my go-to imagining of jesus.
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Replying to @MobSpider @chaosprime
have you seen Hamlet 2? jesus has a swimmer's body
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Replying to @jon_snow_420
bizarrely enough i have i bet swimmers bulk up fine if they spend some time lifting
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Replying to @chaosprime @jon_snow_420
+1 to that Beardom is the inheritance due to every man. You have to channel your energy so that you end up closer to foxy dad than chubby schlub though.
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everyday bearspiration
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