Well, at least you have some frozen peas to ice out the injury.
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oh uh they're hot peas now
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now you tell me
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So why punch the bag? You hit it on the counter or the side of the sink.
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you never wanna change it up a little?
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why are you abusing your vegetables?
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oh, it was one of those steam-in-bag deals that usually want you to "gently massage" "the product" to separate it, which is a fucking joke, they just don't want to be held responsible for the vegetables you shatter smashing them apart, and i hauled off and popped it one
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this is better without context, really
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It does not, I daresay, hurt if the peas are loose in the bag. It is the fact that, were the peas loose in the bag there would be no reason to punch them, that makes this such a splendid metaphor for life.
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