"Please ignore the hyperbole." *dozens of comments exclusively about the hyperbole*
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You're not wrong. Anecdote: my girl doesn't like to sleep by the window rather than the door because that's where someone could break in.
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i think being an only child and being my dad's right hand man on most stuff growing up is to blame for my more masculine instincts? i make my husband sleep on the side of the bed furthest from the door to our room so that i can react to a threat easier if needed
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