this is why i'm trying to just pull out of the Good Person trajectory entirely and become evil there's no counterargument possible in the discursive space for winding up as a reduction to absurdity of yourself like thishttps://twitter.com/sarahhollowell/status/1085654324997312514 …
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Replying to @chaosprime
The other day, after the spouse thanked some garbage and said goodbye, I sneaked back out to the curb and said, "Hang in there, buddy. I'll pick you up at the landfill and take you to the new house." I was lying, of course.
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