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    Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 17
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    you ever stop to think about how we're all just editing the universe in production there's literally no change control process here at all

    1:27 PM - 17 Jan 2019
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      1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 17
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        Chaos Retweeted Jeff Sussna

        things have taken on a distinctly dev sandbox feel haven't theyhttps://twitter.com/jeffsussna/status/1086083435356176385 …

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        Jeff SussnaVerified account @jeffsussna
        How can we be sure we're actually in production? https://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/1086012167558778880 …
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      2. OκULTRA XP 🧿‏ @0K_ultra Jan 17
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        we're not really editing the universe, except in the most trivial sense. Now, if we could at least rewrite some of the constants, then we'd be talking

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Jan 17
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        okay, ms. "don't even tell me you're giving me access if you aren't giving me root"

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      2. _Lawrence‏ @_ecnerwal Jan 18
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        So you’re telling me the universe tests in prod?

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      3. ¡74C0m4N! ヨァ苛‏ @tacoman_x86 Jan 18
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        Yup

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      2. Font of Augurs‏ @MeFromBefore Jan 17
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        look at this guy, thinks he’s in the production universe

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      3. Robert E. P. Levy‏ @rplevy Jan 17
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        Good thing the Hard Science of Bostromology has proven we're all tricameral beings living like nested Russian dolls in sandbox, staging, and prod, pushing our changes out to our more responsible and powerful shell embodiments.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Jason Huggins  🛠️‏ @hugs Jan 17
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        And we're spending lifetimes dedicated to the process of reverse engineering this closed-source executable with no documentation and flaky help desk communication options.

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      1. gskouby‏ @gskouby Jan 17
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        The audit department is NOT going to like all these people having access to prod....

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      1. Megacult SVP Log‏ @logfromblammo Jan 17
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        It's all just user-created content, though. We could drop the whole database and it would just keep on truckin'.

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