remember, kids, if your friend has super luck powers and you die in a freakishly unlikely fashion, it's absolutely your own fault because you make bad decisions
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The will to "guess I'm just lucky" is the most terrifying counter-clockwise force in the universe. What providence grants not casuality, the arrow of time or redistributive justice could take
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