maybe your superpower is persistence at suboptimal UI usage paths
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there are lots of more or less safe ones; injury resistance, fast healing, many varieties of heightened perception
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oh yeah Unfortunate Implications would definitely ensue but there's still a difference in character from giving everybody nuclear eyeblasts
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some people think we all get one and it's just a matter of discovering it but there are no guarantees like there's this guy who has being able to fast forward to exactly the place he wants in a VHS tape every time
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the ability to destroy anything more than 10 lightyears away nothing would change for 10 years, anyway
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20 years, from the POV of the destroyer
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But I don’t like any of those options

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i hereby authorize you to write your own in a reply
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Absolutely no way that's not getting reinvented if i destroy it, so get it out to everyone to avoid the creation of a permanent superpowered overclass
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