so uh by the lesbian bar problem i mean that lesbian bars have a half-life of two months because the completeness of the graph of "i have dated and broken up with this person and now will not go someplace they might show up" asymptotically approaches full linkage
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Replying to @chaosprime @sm0b0t and
we're just being silly. straights do not get humour. this is a fact and demonstrably true.
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Replying to @djmicrobeads @chaosprime and
you don't count as straight you're basically a TSF
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Replying to @djmicrobeads @chaosprime and
token straight friend. we have to have SOMEONE who can figure out what 'home repair' is y'know
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Replying to @chaosprime @djmicrobeads and
they can do some of it but you have to be either like, dad jokes-level straight or tom cruise-level in-denial to be good at home repair. once you cross over you're no longer good at it.
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Replying to @listmouse @djmicrobeads and
tfw maintaining my het purity so i can replace an electrical outlet if i set my house on fire with a bitcoin miner again
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Replying to @chaosprime @djmicrobeads and
oooh so you´re eigenrobot´s roomate
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just a kindred spirit
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