look we're just jealous of the elgeebeeties being able to have sex without having to talk to people of a different gender!!! can you really blame us
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Replying to @djmicrobeads @sm0b0t and
in all seriousness this happens when i'm in a group and there are the straights who really like going to gay bars and i have to just tag along because i'm worried that if i don't go people will think i am a homophobe
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Replying to @djmicrobeads @chaosprime and
Wait are they just mad that those with non straight tendencies have more sociosexuality??
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Replying to @sm0b0t @djmicrobeads and
they aren't really mad they just want in. this is gentrifying 'the gay' which is bad. and now apparently more straight people are in them than non at this point if my friends are any indication.
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Replying to @listmouse @sm0b0t and
so uh by the lesbian bar problem i mean that lesbian bars have a half-life of two months because the completeness of the graph of "i have dated and broken up with this person and now will not go someplace they might show up" asymptotically approaches full linkage
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Replying to @chaosprime @sm0b0t and
we're just being silly. straights do not get humour. this is a fact and demonstrably true.
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Replying to @djmicrobeads @chaosprime and
you don't count as straight you're basically a TSF
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Replying to @djmicrobeads @chaosprime and
token straight friend. we have to have SOMEONE who can figure out what 'home repair' is y'know
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don't you have butches for that
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Replying to @chaosprime @djmicrobeads and
they can do some of it but you have to be either like, dad jokes-level straight or tom cruise-level in-denial to be good at home repair. once you cross over you're no longer good at it.
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Replying to @listmouse @djmicrobeads and
tfw maintaining my het purity so i can replace an electrical outlet if i set my house on fire with a bitcoin miner again
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