me: pastes code into a Confluence {code} box Confluence: cool! here's your code with the partial, mangled CSS and doubled line breaks that you wanted! me: undo, right click, hit Paste and Match Style Confluence: *blows away {code} box and pastes variable-width-font code over it*
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me: tries to put {code} at top+bottom of pasted code Confluence: immediately converts first {code} marker into a text box that the code cannot be moved into without… cut and paste me: *pledges support to whomever will promise to nuke Australia in hopes that will get Atlassian*
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maybe someday there will be an update to this software in which an industry pervasive technique that was pioneered at Xeroc PARC in 1973 has been successfully implemented
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Replying to @DogOfPoasts
1) the CEO 2) because they're the CEO 3) they'll just make a new one, it's called continuity of operations, there's a whole audited plan for it
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the trick is to figure out what the actual problem is that that's solving optimally
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