Nietzsche: "whatever you like! pick something that seems cool!" humans: "but but how can we justify anything without reference to eternity" Nietzsche: "ayy fuck me"
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Replying to @chaosprime @0K_ultra and
"just do what feels good yo"-utilitarianism
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nah mang at's hedonism, utilitarianism is do what feels the most good for the most people
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Replying to @chaosprime @0K_ultra and
ahh so more like a masturbation party
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just when you thought definitions of utilitarianism couldn't get any more concise without sacrificing accuracy
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Replying to @chaosprime @Tunamle and
why do y'alls hate on utilitarians so much? They are a harmless math nerd moral theory
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if you let harmless math nerds hang around having moral theories long enough eventually somebody tries to implement one of them
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Replying to @chaosprime @Tunamle and
honestly, I strongly doubt that any serious mischief ~started~ with heady math nerd theories, and I doubt that there ever was a serious utilitarian villain (they seem a bit too easy to imagine and a bit hard to come by)
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well, things starting is fake anyway any villain who talked about the greater good was some extent of utilitarian villain though
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Replying to @chaosprime @Tunamle and
That extends the definition of "utilitarian" wide enough to cover not only all of consequentialism but also a solid chunk of deontology, and also most of the creeping metastatic cancer that is "care" ethics
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if the greatest-good-for-the-greatest-number shoe fits
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Replying to @chaosprime @Tunamle and
I think reason why most greater-goo types aren't utilitarians and typically resent utilitarians is that most of utilitarianism eventually culminates in "now do the math bitch, and show your work" and they usually turn in napkin with something like "joo bad" scrawled with shit
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Replying to @0K_ultra @chaosprime and
also just counting the number of shoes doesn't account for the comfiness of each pair
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