the "too long" assumption here is p bizarre too. starting to think you dont really know how photos work which actually explains a lot
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Replying to @Tipsycaek @kevin_bowen and
gypsy are you one of those people who think pizza 'goes bad' just because it's been on the kitchen counter all night
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Replying to @AmbrosialArts @Tipsycaek and
best to eat the evidence, is what i'm hearing here
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Replying to @listmouse @AmbrosialArts and
when I was courting my wife i filled up on fries and didn't finish my jack in the box burger and put it in my trenchcoat, which went on the floor at night i had it for breakfast where is ur god now
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Replying to @palecur @AmbrosialArts and
Did you only include your wife in that story to make it sound more lewd by contrast?
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Replying to @samgraver @AmbrosialArts and
actually she was also upset by it but she married me anyway so the point is, i'm so fuckin cute i can get away with it *preens*
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Replying to @AmbrosialArts @samgraver and
look i didn't actually have a reason other than temporally contextualizing the anecdote so i had to retrofit something on
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this is now a weird flex thread
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Replying to @chaosprime @palecur and
That room I posted pictures of with the Ron Paul shrine? I spent Christmas morning puking into a shopping bag in that room.
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