3) ID the strains of bacteria present in the sample. 4) match this list against the list from #1. this is your list of "fecal bacteria found in BigCorp's facility". it'll be decent sized, since lots of strains of bacteria found in fecal matter are also found everywhere else.
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5) have a credulous journalist publish your findings. (or cut one in on the deal, but why in the world should finding a credulous one be hard?) 6) wait to be bought off with a backchannel payoff, grants to work on something very different suddenly coming your way, etc. 7) PROFIT
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or straight up blackmail the owners
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There are lots of 'non-partisan', 'scientific' orgs out there that gin up studies explicitly to generate scare-headlines to put pressure on specific companies/industries. Total coincidence when union negotiations, regulatory debates, or competitor PR campaigns coincide
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I think it packs an even better punch when the fecal bacteria are in your yoghurt.
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