the wretched consumer in me wants to be mad about the 7-11 providing me with pickles soaked in jalapeno juice but honestly they're kinda good could probably sell these to hipsters as a secret traditional recipe for big bucks
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Replying to @chaosprime
frauding on meaningless value-adding labels like organic/small-batch/artisanal/GMO free seems like a pretty good way to extract value from dumbs hipster arbitrage
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Replying to @palecur @chaosprime
I am writing to complain that the jar of hydrocarbon-free pickles I purchased from your brand actually contained nothing but wet sand
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Replying to @arachnocapital2 @palecur
we apologize for any inconvenience, please accept the enclosed packet of 100% organic salt as our way of saying sorry
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