someone at work, perhaps from the """Sustainability Committee""", has removed two aluminum cans and a glass bottle from the trashcan i threw them in and pointedly left them on the surface i normally leave my bag on
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options am considering are ignoring it, being cowed by the prospect of avoidable social tension and doing what they want, and writing a letter to leave on top of the trash about how they're welcome to their stupid fucking hairshirt green religion but i'm not a believer. wat do?
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i would probably intentionally trip and land face- and neck-first on the trash, then flail around the offender's cubicle bleeding amd screaming about how someone put trash on the table and i hit my arteries on it, and finally flop over their desk and die but maybe im vindictive
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this is the most active form of passive aggression i have ever heard of
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