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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 27 Nov 2018
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      if i were a superhero, instead of stopping muggers i’d commit aggravated assault on people who make systems work worse for no better reason than being narcissistic scumbags

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      Chaos‏ @chaosprime 27 Nov 2018
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      like somebody’d start crossing the street at the very end of their signal and proceed in front of traffic at a blithe stroll, and i’d fly down and flick them with my finger, sending them crashing into the nearest building at bone-pulverizing speed, then fly away with a big smile

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        1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 27 Nov 2018
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          fun fact: in the books Hannibal Lecter is straight up written as a postmodern superhero. the movies slather on the middle-class horror and censure for you, but in the books you have to read it in yourself if you want it to be there

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        2. jenphalian‏ @jenphalian 27 Nov 2018
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          this is the most New York thing you've ever posted

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        2. Dan listens to the churning atmosphere‏ @danlistensto 27 Nov 2018
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          pic.twitter.com/vS8ZT2WOq0

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 27 Nov 2018
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          you know Butcher would execute me last

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        2. Jason ̆̈‏ @XaiaX 27 Nov 2018
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          But the bad guy in that scenario is everyone who is driving.

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        3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 27 Nov 2018
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          so, not the people riding the bus

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