HR staff at dayjob think announcing anniversary gifts with an airhorn like they're fucking Jamaican DJs is cute and quirky and us being pissed at it is adorable last atrocity committed at lunch, was even louder in that space than usual, right ear still hurts three hours later
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Wtf give our tshirts morons
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oh they do that yearly-ish for everyone at the same time
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So like a bonus, except personalized to mock your physical appearance. Also, what's a "bonus"?
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