HR staff at dayjob think announcing anniversary gifts with an airhorn like they're fucking Jamaican DJs is cute and quirky and us being pissed at it is adorable last atrocity committed at lunch, was even louder in that space than usual, right ear still hurts three hours later
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i have slacked them the volume levels at which permanent hearing loss begins (85 dB) and of airhorns (129 dB) hopefully being HR people they recognize a message of "knock this fucking shit off or welcome to workman's comp suit ville, population: you"
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"aw, you shouldn't have, BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE PLENTY AND MY SITTING AWAKE AT NIGHT LISTENING TO IT AND THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE MADE IT WORSE BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S FUCKING FUN IS NOT IN YOUR BEST INTEREST"
12:38 PM - 8 Nov 2018
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