HR staff at dayjob think announcing anniversary gifts with an airhorn like they're fucking Jamaican DJs is cute and quirky and us being pissed at it is adorable last atrocity committed at lunch, was even louder in that space than usual, right ear still hurts three hours later
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"aw, you shouldn't have, BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE PLENTY AND MY SITTING AWAKE AT NIGHT LISTENING TO IT AND THINKING ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE MADE IT WORSE BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S FUCKING FUN IS NOT IN YOUR BEST INTEREST"
End of conversation
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@rh_thompson might be able to translate your intent into HR speak
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Definitely saying "this has caused me permanent hearing damage and here's a note from my doctor and also the laws which say you can't knowingly engage in harmful workplace behavior" should do the trick. Just a hint of "I had to go to the doctor because of you" is usually enough.
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Your office is already over-crowded like a damn edwardian orphanage, adding crazy noises just isn't good.
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Good gosh. I mean, I like their anniversary gifts. But there's no reason to do that shit.
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