Hey, @jenphalian! Did you hear about the guy who called 911 saying he'd been attacked? He tried to use watered-down red lipstick so it looked like he was bleeding.
The police discovered...
Hey, Jen!
The police discovered that...
Ready?
It was all an elaborate rouge!
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Replying to @StevenBrust @jenphalian
Later the police found him dead for real in his bakery, bleeding all over the merchandise with video games paused in the back room. "Well," quipped the detective, "I guess he got his Red Bread Redemption the hard way."
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Replying to @GeorgeWHerbert @jenphalian
That one, alas, went right over my head.
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Replying to @StevenBrust @GeorgeWHerbert
There's a video game franchise called red dead redemption.
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you would probably be really into it actually, and it has specTACular glitches
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